news for 6.13.07

* According to the World Health Organization (and published by The Economist), America ranks 40th worldwide in alcohol consumption. Not gunna lie, I’m a lil disappointed in that. The reasoning? Stricter minimum-age requirements mean the average person only drinks 8.6 liters (roughly 2.27 gallons) a year. Hmmm…who are those people who only drink that much? God knows i don’t know them! The country with the largest consumption? Luxembourg with 15.5 liters (4.09 gallons ) annually. Makes sense, after all, what else is there to do in Luxembourg?

*Recreational Viagra use may adversely affect sperm function and male fertility in young men

* UF to add about 2,000 more parking spots…over the next 10 years…

* Ladies, chances are if you had a good relationship with your father that you are looking for someone who, literally, looks like your dad. Bad relationship? You’re not.

* Minor league baseball team the Ft. Myers Miracle will pay homage to Billy Donovan during tonight’s 7:05pm game versus the Tampa Yankees. “Anytime during the game, if they are not sure that they want to be there, they can leave and negotiate a release from their ticket purchase,” the Miracle news release said.