supersized news for 9.4.07
*literal “promise ring” i.e., do you promise to do this to me?
*in case you were ever wondering how to classify your kink – boinkology did it for you with this VERY detailed flowchart. gotta say I never knew there was such a thing as balloon fetishes. see, you really do learn something new every day!
* 100 reason’s you’re still single with such gems as “you refuse to remove your Bluetooth earpiece during sex.”
*Playboy creates social networking site to compete with Facebook and Myspace…because poking on Facebook wasn’t enough
*finally, some incentive to do housework – Vortex Vibrations is a new “plastic device made to fit on the end of a vacuum cleaner hose that concentrates the airflow to create a rapid and gentle vibration.” Bonus: supposedly you can climax in 10 seconds
*College gets gender neutral restroom and a gold star from naked on university avenue for being so open and accepting!