why do we have sex?
* 237 reasons we have sex, amazingly there are more then the i was drunk and/or horny defense?
* website poses the question to NYC drunks – “why do we have sex?” sadly i couldn’t embed the actual video link. you should watch it tho if only to see the horrific answer of one wannabe emimen. this white guy, who let’s face it probably actually lives in jersey raps: “because i like to skeet skeet skeet like a fuckin’ water hose all over those hoes.” truly poetic.