meat news for 8.10.07
* I’m pretty stereotypical – my go-to fantasy usually involves George Cloney as my professor punishing me for being tardy – but for those of you who dream about grungy, granola eating hippies or just vegetarians in general we’ve got some bad news for you – new trend report finds that vegans won’t even engage in sexual activities with carnivores. One says – “I would not want to be intimate with someone whose body is literally made up from the bodies of others who have died for their sustenance.” I’m a meat eater (insert joke here_____) but in all seriousness any group that would exclude another sexually is just nutso to me. why limit your options?
*in other meat news – ladies looking to land a lad better eat some. this NY Times article says that those ladies who order a burger on their first date have a much higher success rate in scoring a second dinner. why? b/c their carnivore ways say – i’m low maintenance and unneurotic. sweet! any excuse for a New York strip or bacon cheeseburger is a-ok with me!