news for 7.22.07
*what if stars like jennifer aniston (above), pam anderson and john travolta were normal people? ya, they’d look pretty bad fat and balding…
* u’d think by now people would get that the internet really is just for porn. so is it at all surprising that Nigerian schoolchildren who received laptops from U.S. aid organizations are using them to surf nudie sites?
* drinking and dating guide. seriously. filed with tidbits like: tequila is good for redheads, jagermeister for gals still living in places where it’s acceptable to wear greek letters, scotch for trannies and long island’s for those who have appeared on episodes of Blind Date
* i love hbo. the most sexually explicit scripted drama ever comes to the network this fall! think real sex meets fiction!
* i love new zealand. heroism rewarded with beer. brazilant!
*dumbasses – group wants guns allowed on santa fe and uf campuses. r u kidding me?!?!?