unethicist: I am drunk
from Gawker’s Unethicist: I am Drunk
I like the distinctions – what kinda drunk are you? lol
“A raging, out-of-control, “fuck you and your family!” kind of drunk? An amorous, in love with the world, “you’re my best friend” lush? A quiet, unobtrusive, gazing at the ceiling type? Is he drunk because his Christmas sweaters have been beset by moths? Because of Dick Cheney? Because he is secretly gay but cannot admit it? Because of…you?”
I think someone needs to make a quiz outa this. You know the kind you post on your myspace and take on Ok Cupid.
Only they’re missing a key drunk archetype: The super flirty, highly sexual, borderline inappropriate drunk who jumps on people and can always be counted on to be the one making out in the corner.” And trust me, there is such a kind! 😉